Things I Overheard on the Weekend
This is a little segment I like to call Things I Overheard On the Weekend. As the title might suggest, it features things I overheard strangers saying at some point during the weekend.
A girl on her cell phone:
“Was it pointy?”
“How pointy was it?”
I am still wondering wtf she was referring to.
Man talking to another man:
“If I wanted to do two things at once I would have to change my sex.”
Two women talking to each other:
Woman 1: “I don’t know if this song will be okay for your kids; it’s kind of dirty. It says “dick” a lot.”
Woman 2: “That’s okay. As long as it doesn’t say “pussy”.”
In other news, Women’s Lib supporters around the world felt an unexplained, collective shiver on Saturday.
Until next time, folks!
Image credit: I think it came from here.